Yesssss!!! A Game Where I can Piss on People!!!

I keep up with the gaming world when I can and it always enthralled me. As a child, playing Doom and Duke Nukem have left a warm spot in my heart with the all night frag sessions with my old preacher. Sitting in my dark and hot barracks room in Japan, I remember sitting down with a game of Turok or Perfect dark to let the long hours stretch by. One of these games that let the time flow by was a game called Conker's Bad Fur Day. This game was extremely ahead of its time. It was a game in which a squirrel who was so trashed from the night before (liquored up from the night before) couldn't find his way home and all sorts of calamity ensued. His adventures lead him from getting a key from a mouse who exploded from farting too much, flinging giant rolls of toilet paper into the mouth of a giant shit monster, to storming a beachhead with squirrel companions in a Saving Private Ryan -esque parody. This was the game to show all your friends when you were drunk. One sequence that brings tears of laughter to my eyes is when you tank up on booze to get in a drunken state and then piss on several flame based ememies to pass the level. This game is being redone for the X-Box and there can be no greater joy on earth. One more month and you will not hear from me for a while.